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John And Pete
Delly got us together, we went out. we went to the cinema. we held hands, for the first time. We really enjoyed ourselves. we rubbed eachothers leg. it was a very "interesting" evening, now.......... WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!

Delly is our best man.

Delly says: this was my first try at the dating game lark and it was a great success.
Cilla watch your back!

Lee And Carmen Electra
Now for some this is THE date from heaven, but for lee is was from the deepest darkest regions of..... the opposite of heaven.

It all started well, Lee was wearing his lucky woman thong, and was feeling lucky! They went for a drink in the local. Lee was really enjoying it. He said to our reasearcher "She is gorgeous!" She said "errrrr is he blind? its just he keeps missing his mouth with his drink and his eyes keep straying..... Im up here you know!"

The date progressed, well the level of alcohol in lee's blood did anyway, and sure enough Carmen was put off by this and began chatting to a guy standing at the bar.

Lee saw this and was unempressed to say the least! he had paid "Delly's Dates" Ã‚Â£120 to set this date up and he was gonna get the most out of it! He, now very drunk, made his way over to the pair grabbing the shoulder of every person he passed to steady himself. He slammed his hand down on the counter and demanded to know what she though she was doing.

The guy she was talking later turned out to be a door man to the pub. This door man was built like a brick shit house! and lee, being the fool that he is, decided to throw a punch at this dude. As Lee was pissed as an old tart he..... missed. He told our researcher, when he woke up in hospital "where am i? Who are you? Oh my god what is that!..." he then passed out at the site of the flowers his mother sent him.

Carmen was never to be seen or heard of again.

Delly says: Well... what can i say? this date didnt exactly go to plan, oh well you win some you lose some.

P.s lee has made a full recovery, and is continuing his studies into the art of "kick Yo Ass!" at Manshead Upper.

Pike And Hannibal (Hanna Ball)
OK, instead of a date this is an apology. An Apology To Peter Pike. He seemed pretty pissed off with us for setting him up with Hannibal. He has probably run out of hormone replacement pills again.
So Mr.Pike, I (pete) on behalf of johnpeteanddelly.20m.com apolgise greatly for this inconvienience.

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