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Before any of you start! This is NOT A CHEAP IMMITATION!
As you may know, (WELL WE THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW!) we are a little "obsessed" with the "League Of Gentlemen" and have decided to create our own comedy series, we are hard at work writing the scripts to the sketches at the moment.
Will update you all with more when they arrive.
WATCH THIS SPACE!
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Our First Sketch!
This is our first sketch.
This is with the main character in our comedy sketch series titled "The Guild Of Gentlemen"
This sketch is with our first created character "Constable Gurney".
P.s we will soon be touring in support of "The Marlettes".
* Counstable Gurney walking down a street ( close
to the centre of town) *
Young Child: * To cunstable Gurney * "Excuse me policeman, my ball is in the road. can you fetch it for me?"
Gurney: * looks delighted * "Yes junior! of course i will! you are very good to ask me, you could have been run over like that Gentleman member of the public over there!"
* Looks as man is run over by 4x4 vehicle *
Gurney: * Frowns * "OUCH! that looks like that really hurt him!"
* She Gets Ball *
Gurney: * Still looking delighted * "Here you are you little scamp! now run along and play carefully!"
* Man still graoning in the background from injuries*
Young Child: "Thanks policeman"
* Gurney walks away *
Young Child: "Nice Arse!"................
TO BE CONTINUED........ (DONT WORRY! IT GETS BETTER!:S)
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John as Papa Lazarou |
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The Rules To: GO JOHNNY GO GO GO GO !
It’s like a cross between Hoover and Eight – Men Down,
I’ll explain the rules – ITS VERY SIMPLE
Jacks are worth 10, Kings are worth 3, except one – eyed jacks which are wild cards – but I’ll come to those in a minute!
Round 1 you play with a hand of 9,
Round 2 you play with a hand of 7.
2’s are wild cards, apart from diamonds who retain their face value, well, except from the King of diamonds….OBVIOUSLY!
We lay in sequence, unless you can match a pair or play a pair in ascending or descending order – That’s a GO JOHNNY GO GO GO GO !
You stand up, pick up all the cards on the table and shout "GO JOHNNY GO GO GO GO !"
The winner is the player with the most tricks after 15 hands.
You’ll pick up the rest as we play........
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Pete as Pops |
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Edit a custom page for your Web site:
This is the ideal place to design your own custom page, filled with whatever you can imagine from products, pictures, fan clubs, links or just more information. |
Delly as Himself (on Thursdays) |
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